Friday, January 15, 2010

So there are gay marriage bans but what about atheist marriage bans?

I mean honestly people! There can be religious homosexuals but can there be religious atheists? I don't think so. I mean atheists can marry. Why haven't the radicals tried to take their rights away by using god?So there are gay marriage bans but what about atheist marriage bans?
Finally a solid reason to not get married


';I'm sorry i would marry you but it's illegal';So there are gay marriage bans but what about atheist marriage bans?
There should be bans on infertile couples from getting married as well - after all, the purpose of ';marriage'; is procreation, and if they can't procreate, why should they be allowed to marry? Divorced people shouldn;t be allowed to remarry. They had their chance and blew it. Game over, thanks for playing! Interdenominational marriages should be banned - if a Catholic and a Pentecostal can get married where do they go to church? Worse yet, their children might grow up to be BaptiCathiCostals!!! God forbid!





I've met the enemy and he's illiterate.
Atheists may get married in a civil union, but they may not be married in the Catholic Church.





You are right to point out the irony. Our Church not only defines marriage as a sacrament, but dictates who may or may not receive that sacrament. You may not agree with it, but you have to admit we are at least consistent in our doctrine. Fundamentalists who point the finger at homosexuals are standing on shaky ground
It's funny how so many Christians seem oblivious to the fact that millions of married couples never had a Christian wedding ceremony. Yet they still claim to have the right to define ';marriage'; as a religious institution for everybody.





Uncle Sam does not care about the wedding ceremony. You can get married in a church by a pastor, get married in the woods with a Pagan handfasting, get married in your kitchen by a Justice of the Peace, or even get married in Las Vegas by an Elvis Impersonator. They ALL check off the same ';married'; box on their tax forms.
what do atheist marriages have to do with it





you can not take away some thing that was not a right in the first place





no one has the right to do immoral things, no matter how much the government tries to make it legal and surpass the will of the people.
Yeah, one would think that if same-sex marriage is offensive to religious sensibilities then atheist marriage would CERTAINLY also cause a ruckus.
Who said you have to be religious to get married?





And why on earth does anyone want to torture themselves with getting married?





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Because they just use their religion to vocalize their bigotry and they feel righteous at the same time.
Marriage doesn't have to happen in a church. You can be married by the state. Hence, atheists can be married.
The real question is why would two atheists want to marry in church format anyway.
That kind of blows the religion excuse doesn't it. How about barren atheists? OMG, they should probably be hanged.
good question. b/c most fundies think you are still going to hell anyway, so whateves
I oftentimes wonder where the Christians get all their prude make believe morality!





NOT FROM THE BIBLE..!!!





King Solomon was a first class PLAYBOY... he had over 1,000 ladies to please sexually. Unless he did group sex any one of his wives had to take a number and wait almost 4 years to get in bed with him. Lesbianism and masturbation must have been the order of the day! Rachel, one of Jacob’s wives knew all about dildos! SO THE WIVES OF THE WISEST MAN EVER TO SET FOOT ON THIS EARTH MUST HAVE OUTPERFORMED RACHEL!





Genesis 31:19, 34-35 (NIV) When Laban had gone to shear his sheep, Rachel stole her father's household gods* (*dildos in the form of idols). [34-35] Now Rachel had taken the household gods and put them inside her camel's saddle* (*Obviously, this is a colloquial for a gapping area in the female’s anatomy!) and was sitting on them* (*It would have been very disrespectful to any serious “household God” for anybody to be sitting on them, but they were only dildos!). Laban searched through everything in the tent but found nothing. Rachel said to her father, ';Don't be angry, my lord, that I cannot stand up in your presence; I'm having my period.';* (*she was probably very juicy already! The wanking Bible writers claim that a woman in her period is unclean! Today we all know that any wet hand towel can do a miracle cleaning job!) So he searched but could not find the household gods* (*hey, the Bible is FULL OF EROTIC STUFF FOR CHRISTIANS TO ENJOY!).





Ezekiel 16:17 (NIV) You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols* (*DILDOS made of gold!) and engaged in prostitution with them!* (*Joyce Meyer owns gold plated toilet seats. She has a fetish for gold toilet accessories, too!)





BTW, after rejecting King David, King Solomon was GOD HAND PICKED MAN to build his Temple in Jerusalem! So King Solomon built shrines in the Temple of THE LORD and all over Israel for male and female prostitutes. It doesn’t say in the Bible, but I suspect that he must have put a lot of his wives to work in those shrines!!! The Bible God was very much impressed with King Solomon’s sexual adventures and bizarre behavior to the point that GOD DESIGNATED KING SOLOMON AS THE WISEST MAN EVER TO SET FOOT ON THIS EARTH! When God gets impressed by anybody like that you can’t go wrong!





Prostitution is OK as long as it helps God's people.... Rahab was a Prostitute who committed high treason against her own country. She actually lied to the police to protect God's people who came to spend the night with her. She made it into the Faithful Hall of Fame! She will preserve her title of a RIGHTEOUS PROSTITUTE for eternity!!! It’s all in the Bible! Christian American soldiers ought to be encouraged to meet in bed with AlQaida prostitutes to find out where Bin Laden is located!!! It’s all in the Bible!





Hebrews 11:31 (KJV) By faith the PROSTITUTE* (*not ex-prostitute, but prostitute!) Rahab, because she welcomed the spies, was not killed with those who were disobedient.





James 2:25 (KJV) In the same way, was not even Rahab the PROSTITUTE* (*not the ex-prostitute, but the prostitute!) considered RIGHTEOUS for what she did when she gave lodging to the spies and sent them off in a different direction (Joshua 2:1-3, 6:17-25).





So as long as you lie to further the Bible God’s cause it is OK to do it no matter who you are!





The idea that a prostitute REPENTS of her sins and wishes to forget her past “sinful” life is not applicable in every case…!!! Rahab the Prostitute must have cried for God all that night when the Jewish spies came to her! She will have a happy reunion someday in Heaven with them. BTW, Jesus NEVER healed any prostitute craving for more tricks! God the Son Jesus Christ said that the PROSTITUTES* (*not ex-prostitutes, but prostitutes!) will enter his Kingdom ahead of the Jews!!! (Mat 21:31). The Jews don't mind at all as long as they are there when they get there! So if you have a choice to favor a prostitute or a Jew, which one will it be? Hint: WWJD?





What if we had MALE PROSTITUTES like the ones who were servicing the LORD’S people in Solomon’s Temple? King Solomon built shrines for male and female prostitutes inside the Temple of the LORD in Jerusalem and all around Israel! They were fully functional for over 300 Bible years until a new king Josiah removed some of them





2 kings 23:7 (NIV) He* (*King Josiah) also tore down the quarters of the male shrine prostitutes* (*male shrine prostitutes were homosexuals servicing God's people in a way that most Christians of the Westboro class wouldn't approve today!), which were in the temple of the LORD…





Bear in mind that for over 700 Bible years NOBODY ever saw or read the Tablets of the Law of God that Moses hid in the Ark of the Covenant “as a witness against Israel!” Anybody peeking inside the Ark of the Covenant was zapped on the spot! There is nothing in the tablets of the Law against homosexuality! There is no proof that the tablets ever existed, either! Yet, Christians today want the 10 Commandments to be on public display inside of our Supreme Court building!





According to the Bible writers the ONLY place of worship authorized by the Bible God was in his Temple in Jerusalem that was built by King Solomon. Can you picture in your mind the most conservative clergypersons, preachers and their families and children today going to worship God in the Temple of the LORD while at the same time male, female and gay prostitutes are servicing the rest of God’s people??? This was going on for at least the FIRST 300 Bible years since DAY ZERO of the inauguration of the Temple of the LORD in Jerusalem! That is the way it was back then!!!… Like the old time spiritual goes…





';♫♪ Those were the days…♪♫♪, my friend...♫♪♪';





I just wonder if any gay in CA knows any of this stuff that Christians are covering up and totally ignoring!
I know! Atheism is unnatural!
In my country, I'd like to see them even try!
opposite sex marriage (normal) is allowed in courthouses.

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